kindergarten2002:

unique childhood eating habits

– sliding four mac and cheese noodles into each of the four “teeth” of your fork

– slurping single spaghetti noodles from end-to-end

– sucking on a ring pop like it’s a pacifier

– putting two pringles chips in your mouth to create a duck bill

– putting bugles chips on each of your fingers and pretending you’re a witch

– breaking up your hershey’s bar into little square pieces and eating them using just your mouth, pretending they’re “dog treats”

– putting two french fries in both sides of your mouth and pretending they’re walrus tusks

– picking the toppings off of pizza and eating them one by one

i still do this though