yourplayersaidwhat:

Our party is on a sailing mission for a guild two of us joined, and we’ve ran into two storms on this trip. When encountering the second storm, I (a neutral evil sorcerer) climb up the mast to the crow’s nest.

Sorcerer: *rolls for intimidation, gets a 5* “Fuck you, sky!”

DM: The clouds open up above you and shout back, “Fuck you too!” And lightning strikes the side of the ship, turning it over and sending everyone into the sea.