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Logan: Now, are you familiar with the gear shift?

Roman: You mean… the prindle?

Logan: The what?

Roman: The PRINDLE!

Logan: Are you referring to the shift lever that says P-R-N-D-L?

Roman: I’m not a child, Logan, I know how to spell prindle.

Logan: It is not something you spell. It is a gear shift. The letters stand for: PARK, REVERSE, NEUTRAL, DRIVE and LOW!

Roman: You’re making me nervous with all this… technical talk!

Logan: Oh! I’m sorry. Why don’t we just relax and turn on the radio? Would you like AHM OR FIM?

guys I’m sorry I can’t believe I missed out the bit before it, I have to it just fits:

Logan: First things first: have you adjusted your mirrors?

Roman: All three of them. And I can see myself perfectly.

Logan: No, no, they’re not for vanity. Your rear view mirrors are for seeing the view to your rear.

*Roman uncertainly looks down*

Logan: …Not your behind. Behind you.

Roman: But I won’t be able to see myself have fun.

Logan: Driving a motor vehicle is not fun, it’s serious business. Now, have you buckled your seat-belt?

Roman: I was going to, but this outfit wrinkles so easily so I thought-

Logan: Just do it.

Roman: But my outfit-

Logan: IT’S THE LAW