yourplayersaidwhat:

(Context: our warrior steals the pants of EVERY enemy our group defeats)

Me(gm): Okay guys you need to get into the city and there’s no way they’re letting a bunch of weapon wielding mercs in.

Warrior: WE WILL DISGUISE OURSELVES AS PANTS MERCHANTS!

Wizard: That…holy shit…

Me: what?

Wizard: There was a method to the madness all along…