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Ya’ll can try and tell me that Tony Stark isn’t a diva but all I hear is James Rhodes yelling for his best friend to hurry up already and Tony screaming that he needs to moisturize, dammit.

Rhodes: COME ON WE ARE LIKE AN HOUR LATE

Tony: stop yelling at me I can’t find a tie that matches

Rhodey: we’RE GONNA MISS THE PREVIEWS AND THEN YOURE GONNA BITCH AT ME ABOUT IT LATER YOU DO THIS EVERY TIME

tony: IF YOU EXPECT ME TO WALK OUT OF THIS HOUSE WITHOUT MY SHOES MATCHING MY OUTFIT PERFECTLY YOU DONT KNOW ME AT ALL RHODES

Rhodey: WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS

tony: WHY DONT YOU WANT ME TO LOOK NICE

rhodey: ITS JUST THE MOVIES WE’RE LITERALLY GOING TO SEE A MOVIE TONY

tony: YOU THINK ITS ACCEPTABLE TO WEAR SWEATS AND SANDLES TO EVERY EVENT THAT ISNT PROFESSIONAL, YOU WOULDNT UNDERSTAND

Where is the lie?

Rhodey : YOUR SOCKS DONT NEED TO MATCH YOUR JACKET

Tony : *hysterical gutteral screeching*

Sitting at the salon right now getting my hair done and I just let out a laugh so loud, some of the people sitting by me turned their heads to give me a weird look, whoops 😂💀 @jess-b-xo, @capntony, @peggyelizabeth, @tonystarkdefensesquadmember, @whimsicalbarnes, @filthystark, @ironbarnes, @starksquill, @tonystarkd, @udaku-shuri

Dude this is the best joyous tony/rhodes post wheezing😂😂😂😂😂

Tony: Rhodey if I do not find my Gucci watch to match this blazer we are staying RIGHT HERE