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Odin: it was a powerful spell. Your mother would have been proud of you.

Loki: that’s literally the nicest thing you’ve ever said to me, which is how we got here

Thor: you’ve lied and murdered a lot of people

Loki: haha yeah wild, anyway Dad tell us about the New Evil Sibling

Hela, clawing her way out of a prison dimension: what up I’ve killed millions and I’m fucking horny to do it again

Odin’s gold powder ghost: she’s the real worst child

Loki: I know this is a dire situation but honestly everything’s coming up Loki right now