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shosbskdb Do I ever!!!

• David can braid hair, so you can bet he’s dedicated a day to doing that.

• Max has probably asked if they can have a “How to hide a body” lesson. David respectfully declined his suggestion.

• David probably sits in trees and writes songs in the middle of the night. Because he never sleeps.

• Max probably caught him one time and scared the shit out of him, making the poor camp man fall out of the tree.

• David has probably masturbated once in his life but he felt weirdly guilty about it and never did it again.

• And yes it was the time Daniel came to camp and David left for that short period of time. Don’t judge my boy.

• David doesn’t believe in sexuality. He just believes everyone is pretty!!!