theredspiderlilyatdusk:

nookienostradamus:

littlesystems:

counterpunches:

firelightmystic:

itsallavengers:

That is fucking amazing and I’ve screenshotted so I can save that for myself wow I love that hgfdhfdfd

Game. On.

#here’s an adulthood pro-tip: we’re all just bullshitting to some degree

This is timely, because I literally just was working on a friend’s resume who does commissions on tumblr, and I wrote it like this:

Freelance Artist
• Created custom artwork for a variety of domestic and international clients.
• Communicated effectively with customers in order to facilitate and execute their visions according to their individual needs.
• Invoiced and processed payments via PayPal processing service.
• Met deadlines, sustained a high level of customer satisfaction, and cultivated a database of clients.
• Used social media to find and connect with customers.

Never underestimate the work that you’re doing!

Oh, yes, my friends. The earlier you learn to sell yourself with unmitigated bullshit, the better off you’ll be.

Honestly it’s not really bullshit. You really DID do all that work! You’re just describing it with words they use rather than the words you typically use. Don’t sell yourself short!