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kendrajk:

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The thing with the jizz lettuce is even better & actually different from above. Set tries to prove his dominance by having sex with & jizzing in Horus, but Horus catches Set’s semen from his thighs & throws it in the river. Horus then jizzes on some lettuce that he gives to Set.

When they go to the Gods to determine who should rule Egypt & Set says he dominated Horus, they call forth Set’s jizz from the river & it says “Nope, I didn’t go in that guy.” When Horus says he dominated Set, they call forth Horus’s jizz & it says from inside of Set “Oh yeah, I totally got up in this guy.”