strangeparticles:

Hamlet: To be or not to be –

LM: so have you killed your uncle yet

Hamlet: What? No, I’m suffering through a complex moral dilemma and grappling with my own mortality right now.

LM: Oh, right.

Hamlet: Whether tis nobler in the mind –

LM: because you know if you kill him, you’ll become king

Hamlet: What?

LM: and I’ll become queen

Hamlet: Wait, where are you going with that knife?

LM: brb