fail-writer:

Lana del Rey be like:
You make me happy, and I’m not gonna listen to anyone, cause I know this is love, so let them all say hey Lolita, hey 🙂

Dolores Haze (aka THE ORIGINAL LOLITA) be like:
“I loathe you”
“Murder me! Murder me like you murdered my mother!”
“Oh no, not again” (about Humbert wanting sex)
“Please leave me alone, will you? For Christ sake, leave me alone.”
“He broke my heart, you broke my life”