Imagine you get taken to Asgard for an official Asgardian Royal Wedding and due to some previous beef you had with Odin (whether it’s he did something to you or you were salty bc of something he said to Loki) you claim that eating an entire to-go packet of vegemite is part of the wedding ceremony on Earth that’s a tradition in your family and get enough for everyone attending the banquet but switch out packets meant for you, Loki, and Frigga that are just colored ketchup or something like that. Then at the wedding banquet, you and Loki watch with smug grins at Asgardians trying not to cringe from the taste and seem “weak” while making bets on who will try to call you two out for the prank first.
Cool twist on that, Marmite have a famous “you either love it or hate it” campaign.
Who would steal extra to take back to their rooms, and who would spit it out, demanding to know which god they offended to be served such swill.
Modern Life is Rubbish 