lokis-helmet:

Verity: *walks into Loki’s apartment all annoyed* You can turn into a girl, right?

Loki: Yeah, why?

Verity: Because I had a really long day and I have some major tea to spill.

Loki: * shapeshifts into Lady Loki* Go ahead, hun.

Verity: Well, it all started when this one bitch had the audaciTY-