Bilbo: *takes Frodo’s side in an argument*
Merry: ugh you’re only agreeing with him because he’s your favourite cousin, you always do this ):<
Frodo: Merry don’t be ridiculous, I’m not Bilbo’s favourite. Bilbo doesn’t play favourites. Isn’t that right uncle?
Bilbo: of course!!
*later*
Bilbo, talking directly into the camera like he’s on the Office: Frodo’s my favourite. 🙂