acquaintedwithrask:

actualbrendonurie:

actualbrendonurie:

sarcasm-not-capitalism:

actualbrendonurie:

i just saw someone on tumblr say they were born in 2004 and i choked you’re all babies babies i say it’s impossible anyone born in 2004 is 5 years old at most 

I was born in 2004 and I’m 14 lmao

that’s impossible 2004 was only 5 years ago you are a mere baby please return to your miniaturized racecar bed

angry 14 year olds need to stop reblogging this and calling me an idiot thinking it’s about them when in reality it’s me time and i’m dealing with the harsh unstoppable force of time and my own mortality

I teach middle school (11-13 y/o) and next year my students will have been born in 2006…. which was the year I graduated high school.

Like, what the fuck?