yourplayersaidwhat:

Context: 3e D&D, RPG and board games club at my high school, it was our rogue’s second campaign ever, the wizard had been playing for years, we were fighting an adult green dragon as our first encounter, we were all level 10 (my brother was the DM I have no clue what he was thinking)

Rogue: I’m going to headbutt the dragon!
Rest of the party OOC: are you insane
Rogue OOC: I’m chaotic neutral
Wizard OOC: THAT’S NOT CHAOTIC NEUTRAL THAT’S CHAOTIC STUPID!
Everyone else in the room including the people at the other table is playing board games: laughs hysterically