yourplayersaidwhat:

Context: D&D League game with 13 characters split over 3 ships: 1 normal seagoing vessel, 1 “Ghost ship”, and 1 airship. on the ghost ship is a cleric, a warrior, a bard, and me (a monk).  We have a Ranger flying outside the ship. The Ghost ship is crawling with undead, demons, and devils.

Ranger: I summon 4 bears onto the Ghost Ship.

DM: 4 bears appear on the ghost ship: a black bear, a brown bear, a grizzly bear, a big hairy gay man.

The entire table starts hysterically laughing.

DM: you didn’t specify which kind of bears.