There’s a thing called a “ME” candle. A Me candle is dedicated to yourself, usually burned when your personal energy is low.
Usually a pillar candle, it can be any color but my personal preference is white. You can dedicate the candle any way you like, but a simple way is to just hold it and focus on your intention of infusing the candle with your energy. It helps to do this on a good day when your energy is high! You can dress the candle with essential oils that boost energy – like eucalyptus, lemon, grapefruit, cedarwood, peppermint. Any citrus oils are great for boosting energy. Of course, it’s ok to NOT use eo’s if you don’t have them or can’t afford them.
You can also carve sigils and/or bind runes in the candle pertaining to boosting your energy. (this is actually my preferred method – it kind of makes it more personal)
You can burn your candle on low energy days, when you’re doing a spell/ritual to boost the energy of said spell. Or even whenever you feel the need.
“u shouldn’t use ur phone while it’s charging” and Napoleon shouldn’t have tried to invade Russia during its frigid winter ok but we’re all hellbent on digging our own private graves here
being in the fandom during the drought days is so confusing.
you go to sleep, and when you wake up half of your mutuals are suddenly bnha, naruto or marvel blogs. you talk to three people with a spiderman icon; you don’t know who’s who and at this point you’re too afraid to ask.
you see the same post over and over again- leading you to believe it probably has a lot of notes. it doesn’t. it’s just the only popular post today, and twenty percent of the reblogs are from people who all know op by name and tag it as either #this posts slaps my ass alex!! or #alex this is so cursed xhdhdhd go suck a worm
on your dash, a blog with a pastel sasuke icon is heavily engaged in the piss kink discourse
Update: The castle as of April 2015 is actually only around $1,300,000 USD now due to the currency exchange rates! 😀
this goes even further, some European countries will give you a castle for free if you submit a plan stating how you intend to restore or preserve it. Italy alone for example has somewhere between 100 and 300 castles they intend to give away to anyone with intent to be a caretaker, they literally cant keep track of how many discount castles are up for grabs
it doesn’t even have to be an ambitious plan, even if it says you just intend to keep it from becoming more shitty and will occasionally add a few bricks when you can afford it. given that most of them come with land you could convert the grounds to actually produce enough income to pay for the repairs- like setting up apple trees and brewing cider you sell with your castle name on the bottle, or raising some goats for cheese, a hobby farm could turn this into an actual income opportunity. hell, throwing parties at the castle could make it an income opportunity
they will literally –GIVE– you a castle to make sure someone is taking care of it rather then let them all sit empty
WHY THE FUCK DONT I HAVE A CASTLE THEN?!
…this sounds like an excellent retirement. I’m going to retire to a frickin castle and be lady of the manor.
Yeah, we just have them lying around, falling to rack and ruin. Sometimes you can’t turn around without hitting a castle. My city alone has half a million population but 13 castles. 13! That’s more than 1 every 8 square miles!
HAVE I CAUGHT THIS THE EARLIEST OMG
GUYS A FUCKING TIMER????????
A TIMER???
I CAME BACK AFTER TWO MINUTES AND THERES A TIMEr NOW???? HAVE OTHER PEOPLE GOTTEN TIMERS????
edit: i opened the website up in a different web searcher browser thingy and theres still the timer w h at is happening and am i finally on time for it
Modern Life is Rubbish 