lemizerable:

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Light of my life.. fire of my loins, my sin, my soul..

pixel-is:

is this the bridge scene

trans-trendy:

trans-trendy:

cbthemanesix:

nickelodeonhistory:

1998 nickelodeon trade ad

It’s amazing how they could make an ad from 1998 that looks like a shitpost made a week ago.

Here’s a template

b-sandfox:

You said you would show me a pretty snake, which transformed into you and stabbed me. You lied. 

You said the assignment of Groot Language class was to shout out “I’m Groot!” to the school yard for 100 times, and I did it in doubt. You lied. 

You said all the weapons in the arena were casted a spell by you. As long as I touched them, they would groan with an erotic tune, so I fought with others without any weapons. You lied. 

You said Nornheim was proud of the most beautiful women in the nine realms, and I brought the four warriors and you to the place, seeing nothing but trolls and your grinning face. You lied. 

You said you did not want the throne of Asgard, and you would always be supporting me to be the king. You lied. 

You said you hated that father brought you back from the battlefield of Jotunheim, and you would forever curse him. You lied. 

You said you stayed comfortably in the dungeon and everything was perfect. You lied. 

You said you were a fool. You should have followed me. You were sorry. You lied. 

You said Sakaar, this corrupted and fallen place, was made for you. You lied. 

You said everything in Asgard was destroyed by the Ragnarok and nothing was left. You lied. 

You said the sun would shine on us again, brother. You lied.

You liar.