Kerry Callen is a comic artist and blogger who draws parodies and comics in the style of old comic books. You’re probably familiar with a few of his works.
And of course, the iconic
I’ve seen a lot of his comics around on tumblr but never credited back to him and I just discovered he is the source so I’m posting this appreciation post here.
“It was noticeably bigger between Sunday and Monday,” Herman said. “It’s more than a foot long right now,” he said. A second sinkhole has opened up right next to it, he said.
The earth itself is trying to swallow Him up and get rid of him.
It’s working!
Satan is coming to collect his soul.
Reblog to make sure that the Earth succeeds at its noble goal.
Wasn’t most of the DC area built on swampy marshland
it sure was, and yet no one will acknowledge it
And isn’t it also the reason the Washington Monument is sinking, too?
The thing with the jizz lettuce is even better & actually different from above. Set tries to prove his dominance by having sex with & jizzing in Horus, but Horus catches Set’s semen from his thighs & throws it in the river. Horus then jizzes on some lettuce that he gives to Set.
When they go to the Gods to determine who should rule Egypt & Set says he dominated Horus, they call forth Set’s jizz from the river & it says “Nope, I didn’t go in that guy.” When Horus says he dominated Set, they call forth Horus’s jizz & it says from inside of Set “Oh yeah, I totally got up in this guy.”
Modern Life is Rubbish 