my cat got hit by a car yesterrday morning.
we took him to the vet, and they kept him overnight for unconcsious xrays.
he dislocated part of his spine and damaged his back legs.
there was nothing they could do.
they had to put him to sleep a few minutes ago.
he lived over twice as long as an outdoor cat usually does, a solid 11 years instead of the expected 2-5.
rest in peace, salem.
Uhh fuck it. I decided why not post this.
I drew what would be a proper modern day cover of Lolita. From the rose cloloured lenses that were put over Dolores’ eyes by Humbert Humbert, to the symbols pedophiles use to hide under these days. A small explanation of the symbols are under the cut.
Lolita was never a love story. It was a story for us to see the mind of someone horrific, not to give sympathy, but to make see how truly wrong they are.
Dear pedophiles/maps, dd/lg, ageplayers, and anything else in the same incestuous and pedophilic vein, don’t reblog this. This is not and never will be in support of you.
avengers as john mulaney quotes
steve rogers: All my money is in a savings account. Tony has explained the stock market to me maybe 75 times. I still don’t understand it.
tony stark: I was once on the phone with blockbuster video, which is a very old-fashioned sentence. That’s like when Steve would be like, “We’d all go play jacks by the soda fountain,” and you’re like, “Nobody knows what you’re talking about , you idiot.”
clint barton: It’s fun to be married. I’ve never been supervised before. I’m supervised! My wife studies what I do, like an anthropologist. She’ll be like: “Sometimes, he will watch a movie on TV even though he already owns that movie on DVD. Pointing this out confuses and upsets him.”
bruce banner: In terms of instant relief, cancelling plans is like heroin.
natasha romanoff: I’ll keep my emotions right here, and then one day, I’ll die.
thor: Ah…numbers. The letters of math.
sam wilson: Sometimes babies will point at me, and I don’t care for that shit at all.
bucky barnes: Here’s how easy it was to get away with bank robbery back in the ’30s: As long as you weren’t there when the police arrived, you had a 99% chance of getting away with it.
scott lang: it’s 100% easier not to do things than to do them.
peter parker: I have had a very long day. I am very small and I have no money. So you can imagine the kind of stress I am under.
t’challa: You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair.
Modern Life is Rubbish 