pepsibutch:

*does the flirty lipstick stain on a napkin thing but instead of lipstick it’s pasta sauce*

why is this relatable though

jinglyjangly:

I love/hate how post apocalypse media makes generic “theme” based raider gangs so im going to make my own shitty ass versions

– goth girlfriends (with knives)

– ap chem students turned to arson and explosives

– theatre kids but they all fight over what “theme” they want the gang to follow

– a bunch of suburban moms that trained their toy dogs to kill in packs

– some guy kin with the burger king running a dictatorship amongst employees wearing one of those paper crowns

– Californians obsessed with in-n-out turned into some religious cult

chiribomb:

My favorite scene in the entirety of LoTR is when Gimli and Legolas walk into Minas Tirith, after just having braved unspeakable ghost horrors and a battle, and Legolas is prancing and singing like the cheerful jerk he is, everyone’s watching him cuz he’s beautiful, and Gimli’s grumping pissily along like YEAH THESE BRICKS ARE OK I GUESS, NOT GREAT, 6/10 NEEDS MORE DWARVES and Legolas is just like ARAGORN Y’ALL NEED SUMMORE PLANTS, I’M GONNA TELL MY DADDY TO SEND Y’ALL SOME PLANTS as if these are the highest priorities of state and there isn’t a catastrophic war with Satan going on