I know it is actually sassy Loki week, but in the light of my recent posts and reblogs I was in desperate need of Happy Loki. Maybe I’ll put up a sassy Loki later this evening.
out of all the avengers, who you think lay the best pipe? my money is on thor
Captain America dick trash cause he be like “I don’t wanna hurt you when you ask him to slap your ass.
Iron man too busy stroking only for himself. He nuttin first.
Hulk got all that dick and no stroke so it’s trash and it hurt
Dr strange get off on lettin you peg him so technically you layin down the best pipe technically
War machine got medium dick. It is what it is.
Tchalla trynna make love to you when you’re trynna get your back blown. I mean it’s cute and it’s nice but you not trynna Be loved
Vision and falcon prematurely ejaculated and said it doesn’t usually happen but it do
Bucky stealin money out your purse while he hitting it and say he don’t remember doin it and you let him fuck again
Thor layin down that let me cook you biscuits and greens dick. Y’all fucking all through the house and he make you want to give him the keys to your crib and co-sign your pussy to him.
Iron Man in light pink sweaters and soft blue suits and shoes that are lilac bc he thinks it’s elegant and sometimes little boys go up to him and ask him if it’s okay for boys to wear girls colours and Tony tells them that if he can save the world one day, he’s allowed to wear pink slacks the next and it doesn’t make him any less of a boy and the kids laugh and giggle because it’s iron man, but if the best superhero in the world is allowed to wear purple and still be a Cool Boy, then why cant they?
I’m gonna draw this when I get home. I swear to you on my Life.
So if Loki’s final death looked like that, then I can not take Marvel seriously anymore
Modern Life is Rubbish 