“When your only defence of someone’s attitude is ‘oh, they just grew up in a different time!’, all that means is they lived through the past 50 years of social advancement and didn’t learn a damn thing.”
(I can’t remember where I read that, but the sentiment has stuck with me ever since.)
uh homestar runner appears to have made it to my tumblr i cannot believe there are still people that regularly talk about this i fuckin love homestar runner
GUYS. THERE WAS DRIVE-THROUGH IN ANCIENT ROME. FINDING OUT THIS ALONE IS WORTH THE COST OF MY MASTERS IN HISTORY.
[From Daily Life of the Ancient Romans by David Matz]
*rolls up to the window* yeah gimme a number V combo
“I’ll have two number IXs, a number IX large, a number VI with extra ambrosia, a number VIII, two number XLVs, one with cheese, and a large goblet of wine.”
hail, I am Gaius Furius, welcome to Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives
“YEAH CAN I GET A FVCKIN VVVVHHH….VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVHHHHHHHHH…BVRGER?”
Modern Life is Rubbish 