eatsleepcrap:

queerstatic:

eatsleepcrap:

queerstatic:

eatsleepcrap:

queerstatic:

tell me something nice, hit me with those positive vibess

the earliest recorded named cat lived over 3000 years ago in egypt and was called ‘nedjem’ which means sweetie

the pet cat of prince thutmose was called ‘tai miuwette’ which means ‘little mewer’

in medieval england so many cats were given the name ‘gilbert’ that the word ‘gyb’ came to mean ‘pet cat’

sylvaetria:

Updated: November 12th, 2017

Are You Cursed?

• [Have I Been Cursed?]
• [How to Tell if You’ve Been Cursed]
• [I’m Afraid That I’ve Been Hexed]
• [Knowing if You Are Under a Curse/Have Been Cursed]
• [So You Think You’ve Been Cursed]
• [So You Think You’ve Been Cursed?]

Protection from Curses

• [Curse Removal / Protection]
• [A Hearth Witch’s Defense, Part Two – Protecting Yourself & Your Hearth From Curses]
• [Protection and Return to Sender Jar]
• [Protection from Curses]
• [Protection Jar Against Binding and Hexes]
• [Protective Measures Against Common Hexes or Curses]
• [Three Little Empresses: Curse Protection Poppets]
• [To Ward Off Curses]

Decoys

(a decoy acts as a “substitute” for you, which the curse will be redirected to instead of harming you; the decoy can then be cleansed or destroyed to remove the curse from it; sometimes you don’t get a choice and the decoy gets destroyed, and you have to make a new one if you still desire its protection)

• [Anti-Curse Poppet]
• [Black Hole Decoy]
• [Creating a Decoy for Protection Purposes]
• [Curse Decoy]
• [Decoy Poppet]
• [Diversion Jar]
• [Negativity / Bad Luck / Curse Absorbing Decoy Poppet]
• [Sea Witch’s Scapegoat]
• [Spell: Witch Bottle]
• [The Spook’s Decoy]
• [Substitute Spell]
• [Witch Bottle]

To Break a Curse

• [Antidote: Hexed Objects; Removal Powder]
• [“Black as Night” Curse Removal Body Scrub]
• [Blackthorn Reversing Spell]
• [Break a Curse Candle Spell]
• [Break a Curse Spell]
• [Break a Spell Cast Against You]
• [Breaking a Curse]
• [For Breaking a Curse]
• [Burning Bridges Spell]
• [Buster Poultice Recipe]
• [Curse Breaker Cleansing] (cw: sigil)
• [Curse Breaking Hand Washing/Bath]
• [A Curse-Breaking, Purifying, and Protective Witch Jar] (tw: music autoplay)
• [Curse Removal & Reversal]
• [Curse Removing Wash]
• [To Destroy a Curse]
• [The Healing Pool: A Cursebreaker]
• [Hex and Curse Breaking]
• [Hex-Breaker Candle]
• [Hexbreaker Powder]
• [Lemon Uncrossing]
• [Lift a Curse]
• [Mild & Spicy Cursebreaker Powders]
• [Multipurpose “Curse Removing” Wash]
• [To Remove a Curse]
• [Remove a Hex, Reverse a Jinx]
• [Removing Hexes and Curses]
• [Rid Yourself of a Curse]
• [Smoke Out the Curse]
• [Thu’um Magix: Disarm]
• [Unbinding Spell]

To Send a Curse Back

• [Anti-Curse Powder]
• [Calcifer’s Bargain – A Spell to Reverse a Curse/Hex Placed on You]
• [Charm – Curse/Spell Breaking]
• [To Counter a Curse]
• [Curse Breaking Shampoo]
• [Curse-Reverse]
• [Curseturner Powder]
• [“Drown the Witch” Reversing Spell]
• [Engraved Hourglass Nebula Curse Return Spell]
• [Flame Wheel]
• [Lemon Curse Breaker]
• [Major Arcana Spells – Lady Justice – Return to Sender]
• [Mirror Counter-Curse]
• [Mirror, Mirror (Reversal)]
• [Reflect Away Harm (Curse Reversal)]
• [Return to Sender]
• [Return to Sender / Banish Negativity Spell]
• [Return to Sender Candle Spell]
• [Return to Sender Spell] 
• [Reverse a Curse]
• [Sealed with a C(urse)]
• [Simple Hex/Curse Reversal]
• [A Simple “Reverse the Curse” Spell]
• [Spell: Return to Sender]
• [A Spell to Counter Another’s Magick]

the-mad-prince-of-denmark:

Hamlet: What kind of flowers do you want on your grave after I murder that pussy?

Ophelia: Hamlet my father is right over there!!

Hamlet: Huh, suddenly NOW it bothers you that your father is listening in on our conversations?

Ophelia: You’re STILL holding that against me?!

Hamlet: I’m STILL holding that against you!!

futuristicavenuebread:

xephvores:

xephvores:

Name one thing better than buff girls lifting up their girlfriends, go ahead, I’ll wait

Oh I am so pleased to see this on my dash with near 100k notes, yall gay bitches are so fucking valid

I read “deathbed’ instead of “dash” and for some reason accepted it without question