I had a dream about bakeoff except they were all cooking increasingly weird stuff until they got to the last guy and Paul asked ‘what are you serving’ and his response was just ‘these hands’ and then he knocked Paul Hollywood out on national television
EB: Do you ever get used to that response [from the fans]?
~ Tom Hiddleston talks about his journey in the MCU at the Avengers Infinity War Fan Event, London, 8th April 2018
Avengers Infinity War fan event: Tom Hiddleston on WHY Loki hands Tesseract to Thanos
AVENGERS INFINITY WAR screening, a special preview to London fans while stars including Brits Tom Holland, Benedict Cumberbatch, Paul Bettany and Letitia Wright answered questions.
At the huge fan event in London, a full 20 minute section of the movie was screened to an ecstatic crowd.
Major stars from Avengers also took to the stage, alongside directors Joe and Anthony Russo. The local heroes were also joined by US stars Elizabeth Olsen and Sebastian Stan.
Host for the evening was Edith Bowman who had a little chat with each actor as they came on stage.
The secrecy surrounding Infinity War is already legendary, especially with the directors sitting right there, but the audience gasped when Hiddleston dropped a cheeky ‘spoiler’ about his character Loki and the fate of the Space Stone.
The trailers have shown the Asgardian kneeling and offering up the Infinity Stone to someone, presumably Thanos.
What is happening and why? Has Loki swtched sies ahgain? Or is this the much-rumoured moment when the Trickster finally meets his end?
Hiddleston thrilled the crowd with his unexpected revelation…
“In Avengers 1 Loki arrives on Earth with the sceptre, which contains one of the Infinity Stones which Thanos needs to collect – or used to contain until it resided in the head of the very fine form of Paul Bethany (Vision).”
Hiddleston added: “And also the Tesseract is another one. (It contains) the Space Stone and Loki and the Tesseract also go way back. And some of you have seen the trailer so I’m not spoiling anything.“
With the audience laughing and thE Russo brothers looking on in warning, the Brit star wasn’t finished.
He teased: “I wonder why he’s offering up the Stone?”
Hiddleston said: “And I think Loki, in my head, he’s forgotten his cards at home and he doesn’t have any cash and he’s bought the Avengers this pizza and now it’s like ‘What have you got?’ And he’s like, ‘Here, have the Tesseract.’
“That’s what I think.”
The audience groans and laughter confirmed Hiddelston’s explanation was hugely entertaining, as expected, but sadly is unlikely to be what is shown in the movie. Fans will have to wait a few more weeks to find out what really happens.
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Tom Hiddleston: “And I think Loki, in my head, he’s forgotten his cards at home and he doesn’t have any cash and he’s bought the Avengers this pizza and now it’s like ‘What have you got?’ And he’s like, ‘Here, have the Tesseract.’” Oh dear, there we go again…
The Curious Case of Thomas William Hiddleston and The Tiny Tea Cup
(AKA Tom and his big hands handling regular sized tea cups)
thats a valid question
A communion wafer, according to the internet, is about .25g. Jesus was a healthy young man, who worked manual labor and walked everywhere. The average male in Biblical times was 5′1″ and about 110 pounds so call it 50kg or 50,000 grams. So 200,000 wafers to make up a whole Jesus. At one wafer a week that’s 3846 to eat a whole Jesus at weekly communion. If you went to Mass daily you could do it in under 550 years.
1000 communion wafers from Amazon costs $15, so acquiring a Jesus load would set you back about $3000
But that’s just the body. Jesus also bade his followers to drink his blood. How much of that Jesus communion wafer supply needs to be replaced with communion wine to account for his blood, and how much of that would need to be consumed to have drunk all his blood as well?
The human body contains roughly 5 liters of blood.
Communion wine costs about $66 for a case of 12 x 750 ml bottles (9000 ml).
So half a case is 4500 ml, or close enough if Jesus was on the small side which is reasonable given what we know of the times.
Thus, Jesus’ blood would be about 6 bottles of communion wine, costing $33.
How much of his weight was his blood, now? We can bring down the wafer count.
Osnap what an excellent question.
Water has a specific gravity of 1.0 and weighs 1kg/liter. Wine has a specific gravity if 1.5 thus weighs 1.5kg per liter.
4.5L of wine would weigh 6.75kg or about 15 pounds.
Reducing the wafer load by 6.75kg yields 43.25kg so call it 161,000 wafers or $2450 and change.
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This is one of those posts I will absolutely email to every pastor I know.
The Father, The Son, and The Holy Cronch
Why are y’all so intent on voring the entire Jesus?
You’re my brother, and my friend. Sometimes I’m envious, but never doubt that I love you.
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