i think my shirt is cursed

i’ve almost been ran over twice while in this shirt

the first time by a speeding van that didn’t indicate
and the second my a speeding car that didn’t indicate

so either my shirt is trying to kill me, or no one in walsall can drive.

penny-anna:

penny-anna:

OPINION: Merry Brandybuck energy is the funniest kind of hobbit energy specifically bcos it’s so hard to pin down What It Is

Frodo energy: gay cryptid nerd

Sam energy: soft & warm, plants, ‘do no harm but take no shit’

Pippin: chaotic dumbass / disaster bisexual

Merry: ??? Uhhh I know it when I see it.