i dropped my cigarette case and lost one.
it landed in such a perfect way for the (pretty stiff) button to open the case and for half of them to scatter across my room.one of them has just poofed out of existence.
that’s such a fucking me thing to do.
I FOUND IT
uuuuh
Those hands and that smile. I must have watched this ten thousand times.
and that’s just today’s viewings
Merriam-Webster’s social media is the only thing giving me hope in these dark times
This is beautiful. He is beautiful. Life is beautiful. I wanna hug everybody.
The Revengers in Thor: Ragnarok 4D
That totally unnecessary roll thing. I can’t get over it.
Ridiculous child.
guy: Go, go, go, go, go. Shoo shoo, shoo, shoo. It’s ignoring me…
girl: Cat’s ignoring you
guy: Hey hey. Oi. Hey hey hey hey. Don’t you do that. Hey. Hey hey hey. Hey. Tch. This mother fucker…
[Cat stretches]
guy: Stop it! Oi.
[Cat lies down]
guy: Go away, you! Go away!
girl: It’s so cute! So cute… It’s so cute…
thank u for this translation
Fun with bots
“Stop.”
“Make me.”
“Oh. Tension.”
what did these penguins do to the scientists to deserve this
researcher: okay so we’re calling these “african penguins” because it lives in africa
penguin: bites researcher
researcher: hey fucker guess what new idea
Modern Life is Rubbish 