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incorrectshakespeare:

“Well, I am taking responsibility. It is up to me to get rid of the curse that those weird sisters put on me. I’m not superstitious, but… I’m… I am a little-stitious.”

— Macbeth, Act I, Scene V

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justcyborgthings:

cookie-sheet-toboggan:

miss-vickt0re:

carbcruncher000:

thegirlfriend-experience:

citycrowdpleaser:

say it with me now..

2018 Goals

Since last week I’ve been getting extra money at work for free

Yo Canada, quick question. Why is your money see through?!?

so we can shine a laser pointer through the window and see the value amount projected afar as added protection from forgeries

Yo USA, why the FUCK are we still using fragile scraps of linen like fucking animals when we could have fucking Laser Show Dollars instead?

Posted on by britpoppunk

I NEED TO BE WRITING AND ESSAY AND THREE PROPOSALS WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME WHY AM I LIKE THIS THEYRE DUE IN TOMORROW AND IM FUCKING HERE WHAT THE FUCK SOMEONE BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF ME PLEASE I AM A FUCKING TWAT BUCKET