c0nchi:

okay hear me out

loki has committed a slash on the internet

verity is a millenial

it wouldn’t be too far fetched for both of them to know about fanfiction- and by extension, loki fanfiction

so one night verity wakes up in a cold sweat and immediately shakes loki awake

“babe. babe. babe!”

“hshdja what”

“am i y/n”

Loki: Testing. Testing, Verity, can you hear me?

Verity: I’m standing right here.

Loki: You’re coming through good and loud.

Verity: ‘Cause I’m standing right here.