Loki: Lorelei, can we talk? One ten to another?
Lorelei: I’m an eleven, but continue.
I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.
Loki, probably (via incorrectagentofasgardquotes)
Loki: From this point on, I’ll do every part of the job perfectly. Perfecter than perfectly.
Allmother: It’s more perfect. You said that imperfectly.
Loki: I was testing you. You did perfectly.
Loki: Oh, I am so relieved you found me. Wait, how did you find me?
Verity: You hadn’t done anything super annoying to me for, like, five hours, so I knew something was wrong.
3d modeled and printed the crown and scale mail for agent of asgard Loki! Super proud of how they turned out!
Verity: Where’s Loki?
Sigurd: Ah, him? I KILLED HIM!
Verity: Killed him?
Sigurd: Cut off his bloody head!
Verity: Oh. Well, that’s step one. What about two through ten?
Sigurd: Ah, Norns…
Loki: *reforms as epic music that he brought himself plays*
Loki: You done goofed.
Sigurd: How in the actual Hel did you do that?
Loki: Fuck you, that’s how.
[knock on the door]
Loki: You wanna get that?
Verity: And interact with people? No thanks.
Modern Life is Rubbish 