David: I did something terrible.
Loki: It’s okay, I have a shovel.
David: Wait, what? What do you think I did?
Loki: It doesn’t matter. No one will ever know.

Lorelei: It’s weird how some Midgardians say ‘elevator’ instead of ‘lift’.
Loki: And how my mother says “you’re a disappointment” instead of “I love you.”

lokis-helmet:

Me: *reads the last issue of Agent Of Asgard*

Me: *slams fist on table with tears streaming down my face* IF LOKI CAN LEARN TO LOVE AND ACCEPT HIMSELF FOR WHO HE IS AND GET BETTER AFTER ALL THE SHIT HE’S BEEN THROUGH THEN GOD DAMMIT SO CAN I