lokis-helmet:

Verity: *walks into Loki’s apartment all annoyed* You can turn into a girl, right?

Loki: Yeah, why?

Verity: Because I had a really long day and I have some major tea to spill.

Loki: * shapeshifts into Lady Loki* Go ahead, hun.

Verity: Well, it all started when this one bitch had the audaciTY-

genderfluid-loki:

in my opinion one of the saddest parts of aoa is when king loki says, insists, that he doesn’t want to be loved. and verity willis, who can see through any lie, pops up in the background with an “um, actually”

lokis-helmet:

What the Avengers think of Loki: Evil, villain, world conqueror, tyrant.

Actually Loki: Has watched and read Game of Thrones, plays video games, scolds his mom for messing up his new carpet, likes chocolate milkshakes, turned into a unicorn once, apparently looks like Harry Styles, just overall a fucking nerd.