Loki: [to the Allmother] I would never do something that stupid.
Loki: [to Verity five minutes later] I did something really stupid and I need your help.
Every time I stand to leave my cage
In my broken body I stay
someone: loki is a irredeemable villain
someone else: no he’s my smol bean who has never done anything wrong ever
third someone: he’s a villain but he’s kinda being dragged into becoming a hero
tom hiddleson: he’s misunderstood
me, shoving the agent of asgard comics in their hands and crying: please….no comic elitistism here….but PLEASE read just this……..for an accurate insight into his character…….
Loki: Gimme a beer.
Bartender: I.D.
Loki: *glares*
Bartender: I.D.
Loki: I’m 1,120 years old, just gimme a frickin’ beer!
Bartender: I.D.
Loki: *sighs* Gimme a Coke.
I’ve been having a thing for AoA Loki lately.
That is all the excuse I needed.
It is done @incredifishface; @darklittlestories; @pinknoonicorn Happy Birthday again :D, @philosopherking1887; @fourletterwordsstartingwithl, @raven-brings-light, @babyredpanda, @writernotwaiting… and anyone else who wants saucy Loki (◕
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