Modern Life is Rubbish

sicktier:

I was trying to put my feelings into a comic for emotional relief but my sketch came out like this and I just fucking lost it I’m not even sad anymore

Thor: What is the one thing I told you not to do?
Loki: Burn the house down.
Thor: And what did you do?
Loki: Made you dinner.
Thor:
Loki:
Thor:
Loki: …and burned the house down.

beyoncepatronus:

honestly when aliens arrive we should start having sex with them as soon as possible. so when they decide to take over a lot of them already have emotional connections/physical offspring and will form a sizeable resistance. not me, i don’t want to, but i know a lot of you would be into that, and i’m telling you it’s okay, you’re actually the last hope for our species.

Let’s fuck some hot aliens.

blurrytextposts:

Graham Coxon, my favourite cryptid.