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acquaintedwithrask:

actualbrendonurie:

actualbrendonurie:

sarcasm-not-capitalism:

actualbrendonurie:

i just saw someone on tumblr say they were born in 2004 and i choked you’re all babies babies i say it’s impossible anyone born in 2004 is 5 years old at most 

I was born in 2004 and I’m 14 lmao

that’s impossible 2004 was only 5 years ago you are a mere baby please return to your miniaturized racecar bed

angry 14 year olds need to stop reblogging this and calling me an idiot thinking it’s about them when in reality it’s me time and i’m dealing with the harsh unstoppable force of time and my own mortality

I teach middle school (11-13 y/o) and next year my students will have been born in 2006…. which was the year I graduated high school.

Like, what the fuck?

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bouquetofheather:

ineffablyserpentine:

diamondorloj:

holtzyrans:

holtzyrans:

Consider: the monkey brain/human brain meme but instead it’s feminist brain/lesbian brain

Feminist brain: this character would never realistically fight in that outfit

Lesbian brain: tiddies hot

Feminist brain: gender non confirming women as villains are queercoding and teaching us that being a lesbian / wlw / gnc woman is evil and bad

Lesbian brain: step on me hot evil lady

Feminist brain: That’s right! She doesn’t need a love interest! She’s a fully functional compete human being without a man.

Lesbian brain: She doesn’t need a man because SHE’S A LESBIAN.

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charlesoberonn:

pun-ishment888:

sexycraisinthanos:

captainsnoop:

this detective pikachu stuff just made me realize that the clock is ticking on a live action undertale movie and it is absolutely going to look exactly like detective pikachu. all of the weirdly hairy cgi monsters. scarily realistic goat toriel. scarily realistic skeleton papyrus and sans. mettaton but with Transformers movie levels of moving parts and detail. it’s going to happen. 

If you think I wouldn’t pay to see a hyperrealistic daffodil with a creepy face fight an 8 year old you’re wrong

When Photoshop flowey appears the movie stops and toby fox comes in and beats up everyone in the cinema.

I hope they perfect VR movies by then so Mettaton can show off his legs in full stereoscopic 360 degrees.