thechronicchillpill:

fire pit: *Crackles loudly*

my shitty joints: *cracks louder to assert dominance*

pr0spit:

assflash newshole

tealesbian:

churchnotmadewithhands:

tealesbian:

taking off my bra, puting on a big t-shirt, and crawling into bed at the end of the day is very sexy of me if I do say so myself 

me but at 2 in the afternoon after like running one errand

ok same

hysterics:

hysterics:

dwergaz:

Can I tell you guys something embarrassing? When I heard Psycho Killer by the Beatles, I used to think that when Paul sang “psycho killer,

qu’est-ce que c’est” he was saying “psycho killer, kiss kiss hey”. I thought that for so many years.

Psycho Killer by the Who?

WHEN WHO SINGS “PSYCHO KILLER”?

thorthunaer:

the-frog-king:

honeyespo:

run in here and come get yall juice

[terfs dont interact, also: dehyrdate]

thejohnsu:

Please allow me to walk you through my creative process:

Sometimes it starts off as a simple exercise: can I draw an expressive face?

“Nice!” I think to myself. “But…now I’m curious: what has her so terrified? What might possibly-”

“Okay, but this leads into another question: how did he get up there?”

“Of course. We have a reaction (surprise) to an effect (lizard) with a cause (man), but now I want a motive for this story to complete it. Why did he throw the lizard?“

cisnowflake:

silence-burns:

Yes, you read it right.

As of today, November 17, 2018, any post with links, any links, even to other tumblr posts, just don’t show up anymore in tumblr’s search engine.

I just found out about it, after I posted a fic with a link to my masterlist and it got little to no notes (it shuldn’t). I was right – the moment I deleted the links, my post magically appeared in the search again. Wow.

Please spread the word to warn the others.

Wait, really?

Uh dafuq