Me: *Goes through ao3 tag*
Me: *Reaches the end*
Me: *Goes through ao3 tag with lower standards*
Uh, what happens on the third go-round? #askingforafriend
that’s when you start writing your own
Can confirm. About a quarter way through writing a Suede fic.
guy:
Naomi loves laying in boxes, but she was sad because this one was too tall for her to lay down AND see us at the same time
So we got creative, and I think she likes the solution
Good news everyone!!
Princess baby got an upgrade!!!
She says thank you for all the love 💕
this is the type of content i wanna see when i sign onto tumblr dot com
went to see if my late package maybe showed up without being scanned
but the post man yesterday said it would be here at ooooooooooone
is 9…………. post office closing time……. no pkg……………………………………………………… >:C
well at least i can skip my post office visit tomorrow
i mean what did i expect really
a package?
too unrealistic
amazon sent me a replacement for my lost package and it “arrived” today
omg she recognized me immediately and got nervous with me while checking the system using my name
she was just as distraught as me when it turned up “arriving tomorrow” again but then she had another idea
mail is dumb
The mail lady saying “NO. I REFUSE to say it again” was more climactic than the Braveheart speech.
Oh shit :3
I almost scored bingo
I’m sold.
Gorillaz – Feel Good Inc. + Rain
requested by anon
Oh God this is so good, it’s like it’s really late and dark, and you’re hanging out at a gas station, leaning on the side of your car while you wait for your mate to finish buying some snacks, and you can hear the music from inside the car.
Loki painting their nails and quoting john mulaney
Everyone gangster till the pants start walkin
Modern Life is Rubbish 