Modern Life is Rubbish

funkpunkandroll84:

Brett

champagne-supernova-posts:

Haha brilliant

thehomebrood:

toaarcan:

thehomebrood:

derinthemadscientist:

thehomebrood:

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Clearly somebody hasn’t suffered a TPK

Oh no… what ever shall I do… Having a DM that cares more about character building and telling a story than game mechanics? Can I even CALL myself a True D&D Player if I’ve never suffered a TPK?

Oh wait yes I can eat my dick.

A TPK just means time for an “escape from the afterlife” adventure, TBH. 

I accidentally TPK’d in the Venomfang fight in Lost Mines of Phandelver, normally a completely survivable encounter, because none of the PCs were rolling higher than, like 12.

In the aftermath I decided that the next adventure would be Curse of Strahd and ended the session by establishing the characters waking up in Barovia, “alive” and well, if rattled by the whole “dying of dragon bites” thing, with their objective now being to escape from Ravenloft and return to the mortal plane.

NOW THIS IS SOME SHIT I CAN GET BEHIND

sindri42:

stljedi:

It’s going to be a bad night.

Look, if it’s a real ghost, the busters get custody. If it’s just a real estate developer in a costume it’s out of their jurisdiction so we gotta hand things off to these meddling kids and their dog.