Verity: Loki, can I speak to you for a minute?
Loki: Ooooh, someone’s in trouble! It’s me. I don’t know why I did that.
Verity: How do you sleep at night?
Lorelei: On silk sheets, rolling naked in money.
A criminal mind is all I … all I ever had. Ask one who’s known me if I’m really so bad…
I am.
@leegarbettart‘s little book of loki getting me all excited about Agent of Asgard again
Sigurd: I think we might be in an alien zoo or on a prank show.
Lorelei: No sigurd, we’re dead.
Sigurd: Whoa that’s a dope prank
Modern Life is Rubbish 