how much of a hypocrite am i?

i talk about how chubby people are cute and big girls are pretty etc, but i’m sat here, counting calories, making sure i don’t hit 2000, doing 40+ sit ups a day, etc, instead of heeding my own words and just eating healthy and not obsessing over losing weight

why am i like this

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I NEED TO BE WRITING AND ESSAY AND THREE PROPOSALS WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME WHY AM I LIKE THIS THEYRE DUE IN TOMORROW AND IM FUCKING HERE WHAT THE FUCK SOMEONE BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF ME PLEASE I AM A FUCKING TWAT BUCKET

i just remembered the one time i got pharrell williams mixed up with will ferrell.

i need to be writing and evauation and an essay and shit but
instead

i just

sat there

and watched Scott Pilgrim