gentlyundercover:

dirkgentlyheadcanons:

princessparadoxical:

everythingremainsconnected:

acepectacular:

princessparadoxical:

If Bart reacts that positively to basic shower facilities, imagine how fucking ecstatic she’ll be when she discovers spa baths.

Concept! Psychic bean spa day.

I want to see Ken take Bart into a Lush store…

Imagine the absolute rollercoaster of emotions as Bart discovers that the sparkling pink strawberry-scented bath bombs aren’t:

• Edible
• Actual bombs

Bart throws the bomb. Expects it to explode. It doesn’t. It kills the target anyway.

Dirk sees what she did, throws his own bomb, misses, the bomb rebounds off a random bystander and hits him in the face