Sometimes I’m just sitting here minding my own business and then I remember that Thor specifically entrusted Loki with placing Surtur’s crown on the fire to initiate Ragnarok and I tear up a little bit because that’s how you love and support your chaotic neutral sibling.
Thor: I know what’ll cheer you up. 🙂
Loki: What’s that?
Thor: You wanna trigger the apocalypse with me for the good of Asgard?
Loki: !!!!!!!!my favorite part is that nobody questioned Loki surviving that experience. Thor sent him in there with the comfortable confidence of Loki’s cockroach-like ability to cause the apocalypse and sneak out before it got bad, Loki didn’t try to pretend that this was dangerous, absolutely nobody ever commented…
Dirk: I always follow the whims of the universe, and the universe has left me a sad and lonely man
[Dirk breaks into Todd’s apartment]
Dirk: Who are you?
Todd: I’m the sad and lonely man the universe has left you

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Dirk Gently saying “did it!” and snapping his fingers reblog if you agree
if Taika Waititi had boobs, would they be his Taika Waititties?

Mona: See you later, alligator.
Lolita: After a while, crocodile!
Mona: Real soon, Daniel Boone.
Lolita: Get fucked, Daffy Duck.— Lolita (1997).

Recovering Lolita: Alternative Lolita cover
Cover design of Nabokov’s Lolita by Kelly Blair










