dongsurfer:

catracism:

the faster you learn to say ‘this is hideous, i love it’ about an item of clothing and genuinely mean it, the faster no one can take away your happiness about your clothes because they can be like ‘what the fuck are you wearing’ and the only answer you can give is a gleeful ‘i KNOW isn’t it HIDEOUS!’

And once you’ve accomplished this, you can do this with everything. My clothes? ugly. My furniture? Tacky. My car? hideous!

Bring the hideous into your entire life and experience the true zen of not giving a fuck

langernameohnebedeutung:

Infinity War 2, script leak:

Avengers: “Oh, Thor we’re very ‘sorry’ that you lost Loki that’s really…really a thing that happened to you.”

Thor, frantically going through his pockets: “Lost? What do you mean ‘lost’, I’ve never misplaced Loki in my life I swear I-”

Avengers: “But Bruce said Thanos-”

Thor: “If I had lost Loki – then what is this!-

emthroney:

lemonsharks:

ltarget:

ziggy-starlord:

I feel like people have forgotten about this

Stage-Toph: “I see everything that you see, except I don’t ‘see’ like you do. I release a sonic wave from my mouth.” *elongated scream* “There! I got a pretty good look at you.”

but the LOOK on Toph’s FACE it is the best thing E V E R R R

#there is no way in hell I could ever forget about this who do you take me for