jukaidream:

resonance-of-libra:

This is the Lucky Ace. Reblog to recieve a wad of cash that is oddly specific to your current needs.

I reblogged this shit two days ago y’all… what kinda sorcery is this. Oddly specific too …. I’ll take it tho 🤯

britpop-punk:

im trying to make it as clear as possible to this one guy on facebook that i only like him as a friend but he seems to be very into the idea of dating me (for some fuckin reason. i wouldn’t date me) and i dont know what to do send help

HE MESSAGED ME ‘future life partner? xx’ NO 
SORRY NO
NO OFFENCE BUT NO

ray-kaladis:

amtrax:

vekter:

quetzalcoatl2k:

I AM FREAKIN’ DEAD.

me irl

As much as I dislike the new Mickey voice for these, they’re actually legitimately funny and hilariously dark compared to what they usually let Mickey and friends do.

This looks like a typical D&D campaign where one person in the party keeps rolling 20s and making the DMs life difficult. 

jennphoenix:

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