sammy-the-music-boy:

watsonshoneybee:

lads had a dream last night that i was at the elton john concert and halfway through crocodile rock he switched to a prince medley and real live flesh and blood prince walked out on stage, and into the stunned, hushed silence i said quietly, “i thought you were dead” and he looked straight at me through the crowds of a million people, put his mouth against the mic, and said “do i look like the kind of man who dies” absolute legend 

This wasn’t a dream this was a premonition

v1als:

just lost my mcfreakin mind on a conference call bc someone’s email was their first initial and full last name and it spelled m.othman

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

darklittlestories:

fantasystoryteller:

Loki: *brings Thanos’ corpse to the Avengers*

Everyone: Holy shit, how’d you do it?

Loki: I turned myself into an infinity stone because I know Thanos loves infinity stones, so he went to pick it up to admire it

Loki: And then I transformed back into myself and I was like, ‘mblergh, it’s me!’ and stabbed him

Thor: That’s even better than my “get help” plan, brother

OKAY THIS IS CANON. I’M SKIPPING THE MOVIE.

THE END!!!!!!

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