princessparadoxical:

I know I call Dirk Gently “soft” a lot but honestly, Todd had an absolutely abysmal day (discovered a gory crime scene, got fired from his job, watched his sister scream in pain and terror, gave away his last $300, had his apartment broken into multiple times, was threatened at gunpoint, saw someone shot themselves in the head accidentally, got arrested, got told he’s now a suspect in four separate murder cases) and yet he was still considerate enough to get off the bus and return a lost dog to its frantic owner.

I love the soft belligerent guitarist so much sometimes.

chancethereaper:

bisexual-nightwing:

chancethereaper:

chancethereaper:

Bridesmaid to a waiter: What a beautiful wedding

Waiter, about to reveal that the poor groom’s bride is a whore: Oh you haven’t heard?

the number of people making comments on this post about how there’s nothing wrong with being a whore is far too high like i’m not trying to shame people who are promiscuous or sex workers this is a fucking reference to a song and if you dont understand the reference dont reblog with some idiotic trying too hard to be progressive shit its literally a joke about a lyric from a song it was never, and never will be, that fucking deep. if you dont get the reference literally just shut up and dont reblog this post oh my god

by fall out boy

I dont know what’s funnier the people getting offended because they don’t get the panic reference or the people getting offended because they don’t get the fall out boy joke

by panic! at the disco

chisotahn:

liliumlief:

trying to get your friends into your fandom like